June 2008 Credit Card Limits

Chase continues to scold me for having too much debt. But no one else seems to care. Discover just gave me $21,000 to borrow and Merrill Lynch gave me $25,000 today.

American Express $30,000
Merrill Lynch $26,500
Discover #1 $22,000
Fidelity $9,000
Citibank #1 $12,000
Citibank #2 $10,000
Discover #2 $8,000
Citi Business $4,600
Citibank #3 $2,300
Household $1,050
Chase #1 $1,000
Chase #2 $1,000
Charles Schwab $1,000
Capital One $1,000
WaMu $1,000
Chase #3 $500
Chase #4 $500
Total $131,450

Happy Birth Day Gunnar!

Weezer is the Bee's Knees

I'm a crime against nature.

Suck it Prius!

2009 VW Jetta TDI gets 60 mpg combined mileage.

May 2008 Credit Card Limits

American Express $30,000
Discover #1 $22,000
Merrill Lynch $21,000
Fidelity $13,000
Citibank #1 $12,000
Citibank #2 $8,600
Discover #2 $8,000
Chase #1 $5,000
Citi Business $4,000
Chase #2 $2,500
Citibank #3 $2,300
Household $1,050
Charles Schwab $1,000
Capital One $1,000
WaMu $1,000
Chase #3 $1,000
Chase #4 $1,000
Total $134,450

Offensive Cubs Shirt

An offensive Fukudome T-shirt and it isn't even a word play on his name.

March 2008 Credit Cards Limits

American Express $30,000
Discover #1 $22,000
Merrill Lynch $21,000
Fidelity $13,000
Citibank #1 $12,000
Citibank #2 $7,000
chase #4 $5,000
Discover #2 $5,000
Citi Business $4,000
Chase #1 $2,500
Citibank #3 $2,300
Household $1,050
Charles Schwab $1,000
Capital One $1,000
WaMu $1,000
Chase #2 $1,000
Chase #3 $1,000
Total $129,850

No really, Tracy Morgan is insane.

Tracy Morgan is Insane(ly Awesome)

This guy really loves his offensive rebounds.

If you don't like this picture, you don't like America.

There Will Be Milkshakes.

Happy Valentine's Day

We must never go back to the 80s.

Who thought this was a good idea?

Best.Video.Ever

Scott Pwns Morgan

Guy only eats McDonalds for 30 days. He loses 20 lbs, his cholesterol drops 70 points, and he doesn't puke in the parking lot after eating a simple value meal.

I guess that is because he isn't an idiot like Morgan Spurlock.

McCain vs Miss South Carolina

Protestors

These are out of work Colbert Report writers.