Retrosexual is the New Metrosexual
Move over Ryan, I am finally in style. If you click the title link you will see how "retrosexuals" are the new hotness.
What's a retrosexual (according to the article):
Dress shabbily (anti-metrosexual ironed, matching clothes) : check
Show a little paunch: check
Run around in tighty whities (ala Will Ferrell in Taladaga Nights): check
The best part is three of my top five favorite actors are retrosexuals; Jack Black, Vince Vaughn, and Will Ferrell.
Standing in front of the mirror to check your outfit is so 2003. Even having an "outfit" is so 2003. I win, you lose.