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Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Retrosexual is the New Metrosexual

Move over Ryan, I am finally in style. If you click the title link you will see how "retrosexuals" are the new hotness.

What's a retrosexual (according to the article):

Dress shabbily (anti-metrosexual ironed, matching clothes) : check
Show a little paunch: check
Run around in tighty whities (ala Will Ferrell in Taladaga Nights): check

The best part is three of my top five favorite actors are retrosexuals; Jack Black, Vince Vaughn, and Will Ferrell.

Standing in front of the mirror to check your outfit is so 2003. Even having an "outfit" is so 2003. I win, you lose.

2 Comments:

At 2:09 PM, Blogger Ryan said...

Try this one out Mr. Retrosexual...
Wives/Girlfriends:
Ryan - 1
Dave - 0

Case closed.
Wupah!
Zing!

 
At 2:43 PM, Blogger Dave said...

The young virile retrosexual can't be tied down to 1 wife/girlfrirend.

 

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